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Alternative Cuss Words Magnet

$ 4.00

Alternative Cuss Words Magnet

$ 4.00

Product description

Do you or a loved one struggle with the righteous expression of daily furies and frustrations? Have you ever received a formal complaint from the nursery that your Terrible Two has been freely spouting one of the Forbidden Fours? This latest page from the Tim Hawkins Handbook charts out 101 carefully curated substitute swears suitable for taming the most torrid of tongues.

Field Tested & Mother Approved. 

Need your cheat sheet on-the-go? Get the T-Shirt.

Perfect for:

  • Fridges
  • Filing Cabinets
  • Roombas
  • Anything metal that frequently causes fits of rage

Product Details

  • 3.5"W x 5.5"H
  • 22-mil thick rubber backing

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